walter weeb

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grungegender-deactivated2020123:

self undiagnosing myself. i no longer am.

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graynard:

talking to my infant son like im a youtuber

Whats up baby. Father here bringing you another spoonful of Gerber ham and gravy baby food

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pill-barista:

the only easter post that matters

Wed, 04 Jul 2018 17:11:54 -0400

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doggosource:

Cheeky boi

ronpaulhdwallpapers: megapope: self driving cars aren’t even hard to make lol just program it not...

Wed, 04 Jul 2018 17:11:39 -0400

ronpaulhdwallpapers:

megapope:

self driving cars aren’t even hard to make lol just program it not to hit stuff

if(goingToHitStuff) {

dont();

}

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phasered:

she straight up asked him if he’s the baby

10inchflaccid: neutraldankhotel: 10inchflaccid: neutraldankhotel: you: *eats 100 ears of corn...

Wed, 04 Jul 2018 17:08:54 -0400

10inchflaccid:

neutraldankhotel:

10inchflaccid:

neutraldankhotel:

you: *eats 100 ears of corn in two hours* I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned

me: *eats 101 ears of corn in ten minutes* just another day in the corn fields

what?

I don’t know. i woke up at 6am, wrote this, and went back to sleep

hope youre okay

officialunitedstates: moonshapes: officialunitedstates: hey here’s a fact for all of my followers...

Wed, 04 Jul 2018 17:08:42 -0400

officialunitedstates:

moonshapes:

officialunitedstates:

hey here’s a fact for all of my followers who follow me. butter, ice cream, milk, and cheese all come to us from the same animal. i cant remember which animal it is right now but i know for sure its the same one

Ill give you a hint, it moos

thanks yeah it’s the moose

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stealthboy:

stealthboy:

fun fact: the infamous hell is real sign is about halfway between where I go to college and my moms house, so it’s become common practice to text her an out of context “hell is real” message to let her know I’m getting close when I visit

And if that’s not the best summary of Ohio I don’t know what is

moms coming to visit

lornagonigall: kushblazer666: my mom’s getting too into the meme game your mother is funnier...

Wed, 04 Jul 2018 17:07:47 -0400

lornagonigall:

kushblazer666:

my mom’s getting too into the meme game

your mother is funnier than literally everyone on tumblr

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sludgewarden:

the cyberpunk future our sorry asses deserve